An open leter from the babies!

Deer humans of ours!

We are riting to you with our tiny paws, verry hard werk it is, this here open leter, becos we simply must complane. We hope the meedia will pick it up and publish this seerious case of cruelty to bully babies.

Come and take us away rite now! Or we shall call the puppy-lice!

That temporary human of ours won't leave us bee, he don't even no anymore how to spice up our terribly hard little lifes. Not only did he clean out our beddy-bye, but today he cooked up the idea that he'd take new fotos of us for the internets!

First he was fiddling with these big glowy suns, calls them studio lites, borrowed off our owner, and he was cussing rood the whole time! Big brute. And then he sneakily stoled us out of the beddy-bye from Mummy, when she wasn't looking, one by one, until he'd stoled us all!!!! He made us pose and show off our little peepers, wich are slowly opening up. Well, we didn't give it to him for free. Serves him rite! Just you wait, human, till we're bigger, we'll get you back, you'll be ever so serprized.

P.S. we can't bark our leters proper yet, so ganny Airedale Elyška helped us.

In Třeštice, 26th of Mayflower 2021. Yours, the bully babies.